Ok, I know I dropped a 50 lb dumbbell on you a month ago...I knew you were going to fall off...Did it have to be during a vigorous cardio workout? Did you have to fill my shoe with blood? And did you really have to stick straight up and catch on everything as I tore my shoe off?
I go to Gold's Gym, this sort of girly behaviour is frowned upon! Don't ever make me act like a girl at the gym again!!!!
EFF YOU WONKY TOENAIL!!!!