Dear Girl at Marble Slab,
Some people use these things called WORDS to communicate. I know grunting is big ummm, well on the farm I guess? But here in the BIG CITY we use words. Things like "HI" and "What can I get you?" and "you're welcome" when someone thanks you. If I see you again I will be sure to bring along my signing baboon so he can translate for us.